by Mark Ries May 16, 2005
Name given to your mate when they purposely get in the way of your attempt to get with or 'churpse' a girl. Also can be used as churpseburgald to show that the 'churpse burglar' has struck.
by lad7222 April 25, 2010
Like Fishermans Mouth, it is a horrific disease that claims the lives of hundreds of males every year.
Guy 1: Where the hell are Nick and Chris today?
Guy 2: Struck down with Burglars Elbow.
Guy 1: Damn. That sucks.
Guy 2: Struck down with Burglars Elbow.
Guy 1: Damn. That sucks.
by SuperChris March 14, 2009
When a boy sneaks into a girl's house late at night without the girl's parent's knowledge. Instead of going after valuables like an average cat burglar, he's only interested in the girl's pants.
Tim: Dude, where were you last night?
Rob: Sorry, my girl had a burglar.
Tim: What?
Rob: Don't worry, it was just a pussy burglar - me that is.
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Jill: Why didn't you call me back last night?
Courtney: Sorry, I had a pussy burglar.
Jill: Oh, so Rob came over, gotcha.
Rob: Sorry, my girl had a burglar.
Tim: What?
Rob: Don't worry, it was just a pussy burglar - me that is.
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Jill: Why didn't you call me back last night?
Courtney: Sorry, I had a pussy burglar.
Jill: Oh, so Rob came over, gotcha.
by Derrick. H. March 06, 2008
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
n. A tiny man who, at night, commits a breaking and entering into your buttocks and then into the turd bank to steal all the turds he can conceal in his mouth. He exits quietly and unnoticed.
Oh man! My lucky turd was stolen from my turd bank last night! Mr. Marley, the security guard, should have stayed later! That damn turd burglar!
by Gnome from the Town of Chirps December 31, 2008
Someone who comes and robs your house while you're taking a shit and there's nothing you can do about it because you're takin' a shit
by SUNY POTSDAM September 15, 2005