Dry-Boiled

When you boil the kettle without any water, causing the damned thing to hiss and possibly damage itself. Annoying as fuck.
Did you say you'd make me a coffee? That was ages ago!
Yeah, I had to start again because I dry-boiled the kettle.
by Hel1234 February 06, 2011
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boiling whirl

Multiple ropes of spunk swirling around in a hot tub at any local hourly hot tub rental establishment
I was terrified to use the hot tub due to the fear of the boiling whirl.
by Gritty Kitty 4 November 19, 2016
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boiled bacon

Someone who is red and sweating, often a ginger
Your sweating so much you look like fucking boiled bacon
by Chap87 May 04, 2015
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boiled the bunny

the act of a girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, someone you had a one-night stand with, etc. going off the deep end and becomes obsessive and/or delusional
guy 1: I told my girlfriend I had basketball practice and she still called me 10 times in 2 hours

guy 2: You need to dump her man, she's officially boiled the bunny on you
by drunkirishmick March 03, 2011
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boil foiled

when a lady's or gentleman's underpant region become increasingly bothered, horny, moist, or brought to the boil a situation comes up which negates or foils the sensation.

A hard on boil that becomes foiled.
1: Watching late night TV for a bit of self loving when a picture of Karen Matthews, Cilla Black or Jade Goody comes on and your 'rock' becomes a 'flop'

2: When a lady is watching late night TV in the hopes that a bit of twisted gaymensex comes on and instead find nothing but Karen Matthews, Cilla Black and Jade Goody lezzing out.

3: Wanking over Britney when you realise you're her Dad.Boil Foiled.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 11, 2008
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boiled crooked

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked
by zacharyscream March 12, 2008
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boiled crooked

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked
by zacharyscream March 12, 2008
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