Shitty Biscuits

Something you would say when you get screwed by some asshole

"Give me back my hoe, ah shitty biscuits!"

by MarkTwain1234567 October 6, 2008

Fresh biscuits

The sight of an extremely attractive young lady reminds one of the sight of a tray of fresh biscuits that just came out of an oven when you where a child.

The smell, sight and unresistable feeling of wanting to get your hands on them can be overwhelming.

"Check that out, fresh biscuits at 1 o'clock."

by Rowdman May 29, 2009

bitter biscuits

very upset, mad, angry.

He's bitter biscuits, he just lost his ipod.

Steal her socks, she'll be bitter biscuits when she wakes up.

by MoJo10 March 27, 2011

Under biscuits

When the gluteus maximus creeps from beneath the short shorts and is exposed to the open air.

"Dang, that girl's under biscuits are gonna burn if she doesn't cover up"

by S.ButtButt July 30, 2015

can of biscuits

When a girl looks good. until you break the seal on her clothes and the fat comes out like a can of biscuit dough.

that girl is thick! but you know she is a can on biscuits. ex. 2 that girl looked great! until she started to undress and it was like a can of biscuits.

by cookie137 August 14, 2011

Shrimp N' Biscuits

The unfortunate result of wearing open heel/toed shoes that are too small, in which the toes and/or heel hang over the boundary of the shoe. The toes end up looking like grotesque cocktail shrimp and the heel looks like a calloused biscuit, fresh from the oven.

Hater 1: "Guuuuuuuurl!, did you see that wannabe diva's nasty feet?"

Hater 2: "Oh yes child... Looks like shrimp n' biscuits for dinner tonight."

by Mad Maxine Calypso December 2, 2009

Gorilla Biscuits

A popular hardcore band from New York in the 1980's, famous for their fastpaced fun music and positive straight edge attitude. Released what is often cited as of of, if not the best hardcore release of all time, "Start Today". Members of the band went on to form Quicksand, CIV, Rival Schools, Walking Concert, and also opened Lotus Tattoos in NY.

The term "gorilla biscuts" was 80's street slang, originally referring to meth pills.

Gorilla biscuits to your fucking head
One more time and you'll be dead
Better watch out, better be scared
You're heading for the dragon's lair!

G O R I double-L A!

by xBrendanx November 29, 2004