coke bloat

When a regular cocaine sniffer experiences a puffy and bloated appearence in the face, especially the cheeks.

Tom: lyndsey used to be so hot but she's got all fat in the face.

Ted: Nar man, she's just got a bad case of coke bloat.

Tom: Arr right, she needs to get off the blow.

by miss.louise May 30, 2007

Boat Dog

A dog on a boat. As used in Markiplier's video titled "Boat Dog" Generally used in song.

"Boat Dog! Boat Dog! Boat Dog! Boaat Dog!"

by Chaoddity October 21, 2016

Somalian Boat Party

Paying 4 black guys to burst into your room during sex and, in turn, ejaculate into your partners eye.

"yeah the wife said she needed more excitement in the bedroom, so I've booked as a Somalian Boat Party for next Friday.

by WiggerG October 24, 2013

boatdrainks

A fruity, frosty beverage made with a blender that starts off innocent enough but ends with inappropriate and uncalled for advances, tears, sometimes fistfights, and always apologies (the following day).

Pass the boatdrainks! Girl, your man is looking FINE.

by Big Stacy March 8, 2005

Bloatlord

1. Could've started from the perception of extremely large bodybuilders having bloated looking stomachs (Palumboism) which occurs when the oblique muscles thicken and make it hard for a bodybuilder to hold their stomach in. These absolute kings of man kind are menaces to society.

Look at these absolute bloatlords. They get people mirin' left and right.

by Tomboy enthusiast September 14, 2021

Boat liar

1.) A person who falsely claims to own a boat.
2.) A person who lies about the number of boats they own, the nature of their boat(s), the location of their boat(s), etc.
3.) A person who lies while on a boat.

Upon further investigation Dilf was able to determine that Petubida did indeed own a boat, exposing her as a boat liar and ruining her credibility henceforth.

by Draugur October 18, 2021

the boat scene

the scene in the movie 365 days with lots of sex on a boat

wanna recreate the boat scene with me?

by sunnyplanet July 14, 2020