ballz on forehead

An unhinged battle cry born from the depths of down bad markets. Used when someone decides they’re done moping, done blaming the universe, and done being a professional Debbie Downer. Instead, they flip the script and channel a weirdly powerful inner super-mode that only unlocks when everything is going absolutely terribly.

“Bro was down horrendously yesterday but woke up ballz on forehead today and launched a whole empire.”

“Everyone’s crying in the group chat and he’s just there, ballz on forehead, sipping a coffee like it’s fine.”

“Went to sleep down bad, woke up ballz on forehead. Character development speedrun.”

“Her portfolio is cratered but she’s ballz on forehead building a V2 like nothing happened.”

by ballzonforeheadmaxi November 19, 2025

ballzed

when another man puts his ball sack on any part of your body, especially your head.

Gill: dude you just ballzed me in the mouth naked, and i liked it.
Hopkins: like that shit jillbitch!
Thomason: I wish I got ballzed in the mouth.

by twizzlefoshizzle October 22, 2008

ballz

another term for a male’s testicles.

person 1: “yo bro how are you feeling?”
person 2: “ i feel like ballz rn”

by whywasiborn March 19, 2022

julie ballz

the wife to aaron ballz and is the prettiest and most perfect girl you’ll ever lay your eyes on

she’s so hot she’s definitely julie ballz

by stiixyy May 6, 2022

Big Ballz

Someone with extremely large testicles. They often look like goat balls.

"WOW' max has BIG BALLZ, they look like goat testies

by BBM AND CHAZ June 11, 2018

Ballz and a half

Unlike the word "Ballz," the term Ballz and a half is both a derogetory and complementary interjection. It is used derogetorally to put more of an emphasis on a situations severity. In a good situation it is used as an expression of joy or excitment

If you were to spill you Dr. Pepper one would scream "Ballz and a half."
However if one were to comletely blow away some guy in a race, one would also sream this.

by Nick Weiss March 27, 2003

Footy-Ballz

Them boys that some ppl cheer for a recess! And think they are cool for it! Yet, they are not :O Surprised?! I think so!

"Hey look! Them there Footy-Ballz are pretty hot ;) Too bad them ppl are making total ASSES out of them selves:(

by Abby!27 December 17, 2010