by yuritarded695959595 December 18, 2019
Get the above averagemug. Driving on an interstate highway in about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw that the woman driving was getting an average Nebraskan. and looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.
by lake_huron November 21, 2022
Get the average Nebraskanmug. A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.
Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
by the_fake_Henderson_G June 5, 2020
Get the Average Poochmug. by Hazzahdictionary June 27, 2022
Get the Average Joemug. by katiekat555 November 21, 2022
Get the Average Nebraskanmug. As defined by Reddit, it's the act of finger banging someone while driving down the highway, or being finger banged while driving.
Matt: "Hey did you hear about Micah and Tessa?"
Jimmy: "No, what happened?"
Matt: "Tessa got her first average Nebraskan from Micah last night!"
Jimmy: "Don't you have to be driving on the highway to do that?"
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
Jimmy: "No, what happened?"
Matt: "Tessa got her first average Nebraskan from Micah last night!"
Jimmy: "Don't you have to be driving on the highway to do that?"
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
by SeriouslyImNot_GodChillOut November 21, 2022
Get the Average Nebraskanmug. "Hey look, the chick in the car next to us is getting an Average Nebraskan!"
"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"
"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"
by Fire Lord Ozai November 21, 2022
Get the Average Nebraskanmug.