Autastic

A fantastic & Autistic (or ASD related) state of being. Descriptive of the times as follows.

It's when I stim in church as a form of praise, and when my family I chose for myself accepts me as I am.

It's when Daniel Tammet recited Pi to the 22k something decimal point, when Microsoft was founded, and Temple Grandin grew up.

It's when Hollywood portrays my brain cousins accurately, and one of us gets to interrupt somebody comparing us all to Raymond Babbit.

It's when we get awards for doing something that we specialize in.

It's when our enhanced honesty gets rewarded.

It's when our speciality brings a great joy that not many at all can understand.

Autastic is when we do something awesome, like taking exactly one 3 hour flight over Rome, and drawing it in near perfect detail. Pulling a Stephen Wiltshire

by Book Lover March 19, 2010

Autistic Cunt Faggot

An Autistic Cunt Faggot is the most amazing person ever! She will always be there for you when you need her. She tends to have 'blonde moments' but that's why you love her. She might be shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her she is a fun, crazy, loving person. She will make a great girlfriend. An Autistic Cunt Faggot is sweet and drop dead gorgeous!! Like BEAUTIFUL(: She is crazy about one guy. And loves all of her friends. An Autistic Cunt Faggot knows how to cheer someone up when they are sad. She knows all the right things to say. You should always go to an Autistic Cunt Faggot if you need anything! An Autistic Cunt Faggot is usually tall. And is very athletic. All the girls wish they were her. An Autistic Cunt Faggot also has schwaag. And is very smart. An Autistic Cunt Faggot is very fun to be around and will always make you smile(: Even the first time you meet an Autistic Cunt Faggot you will love her. An Autistic Cunt Faggot is just perff in her own way and listens to no one but her self. She knows right from wrong. And is just the definition of AMAZING! Make sure you never lose an Autistic Cunt Faggot, they are a one of a kind(:

I love hanging out with Autistic Cunt Faggot
Autistic Cunt Faggot is so pretty!

by Larry Ty February 22, 2019

autoshite

Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.

jalopy donk banger

That rusty old Austin Princess is pure autoshite.

by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009

autistic.potato.v1

A super hot aussie with a devils smile. Likes to flex on others and is liked by lots of big tit grills. He likes to meme about various things such as vegetables and tomates

Did you see that super hot aussie over there?
Woah he just flexed on me with his golden potato!!
He just did a meme about a meme!! I'm bamboozled!!
Was that handsome devil over there autistic.potato.v1 ???

by By Stewie#8321 August 21, 2018

Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)

A disorder that everyone on the internet likes to make fun of even though they don't even understand it at all, people on the internet also make fun of people with Down Syndrome (Literally half of the internet uses the word "Retarded") the internet also likes to make fun of Tourettes Syndrome, OCD, Anxiety and even more "Diseases"

if you make jokes about people with Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) then fuck you

by urbandictionary.comlol September 9, 2021

Autism

Autism is a neurotype. A neurotype is a type of brain, and the main change that it does is how the brain interprets and responds to social cues. The easiest way of describing an autistic person is just that their brain works slightly different. That’s all.

Also being ableist is stupid so please just try to think about what you say before you say it.

Autism is a spectrum. Not a functioning line. Not every autistic person is the same.

There are also a lot of common co-morbidities so lots of autistic people with have some other mental illness or disorder, like ADHD, anxiety or depression.

Written by an actual autistic person :)

some ableist bitch: “ew why are you autistic?”
an autistic person: “yeah like i can control what my neurotype is, it’s just autism, piss off.”

by north :] December 16, 2021

Social Autism

Relating to the social retard or social retardation. A person who causes undue awkwardness and misses normal social cues during conversation, while technically being considered "normal".

Unlike a social retard, this person is usually of a high IQ, and manages to sporadically control the conversation with an interesting, savant-like twist for specific subjects and topics.

Common in academia, conspiracy theorists, and certain fanatics.

Jason was not a social retard, he had social autism. People avoided speaking around him unless they wanted to discuss the life history of Bob Marley. In the alternative, he was great to have on your team for music trivia night.

by k8 on the water November 18, 2009