auto shotgun

the noob cannon in counter strike

you fag, u love the noob cannon dont you

by mr. counter strike January 7, 2004

auto-Darwinize

To remove one's self from humanity by their own hands. Mostly for the purpose of the betterment of the species.

"The was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You should auto-Darwinize and delete yourself from the gene pool."

by Optikal Fade September 6, 2008

Auto-Nod

When you're talking with someone, and you're distracted, bored, disinterested, etc. you put yourself on "Auto Nod" by periodically nodding at them (with the occassional "uh huh" or "really?") to give the impression you're paying attention, when in fact you're plotting their demise, your escape, wondering what's on TV tonight, pondering the difference between "affect" and "effect" etc.

I was talking to my boyfriend about our wedding plans, and if we should go with Dahlias or Peonies... and if the invitations should be embossed or debossed... and then I realized he was on Auto-Nod...

by BobboFairbro November 3, 2011

auto-take

when you hold an object out so someone will assume you're offering it to them and take it off your hands

lara: (holding out ipod) who's freaking ipod is this? i don't want it!
...
lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me

by mizaeroganse December 26, 2008

Auto Pipe

When a person is willing to give "it" to anyone whatsoever, regardless of the time or place.

"Yo Brad, did you hit up Rebecca last night?" "Yeah man, she is a total auto pipe. I'm about to hit her up right now actually."

by Mockypoo September 16, 2017

Auto-Bob

Continual noding of head up and down done by boyfriends who aren't really listening to their girl

As long as you use the Auto-Bob she wont even realize your asleep

by blckblt6 May 17, 2004

Auto-rizz

A form of the word "rizz" which refers to the unintentional or no-effort rizzing of someone.

Look at Andy! He's got that auto-rizz!

by ptutt7 December 8, 2022