asswack

A naval unit equal to ten shitloads.

Someone spilled an asswack of coffee in the kitchen.

We need an asswack of guns for this excursion.

by Agent_Lemon November 26, 2014

satan's asswater

When something smells so bad that you can't take it, such as unwashed and moldy dishes, or a clogged toilet. In order to use such an unwieldy term though, it has to smell like a corpse injected with Iraqi sewage. Reeeally fucking bad.

"That skank's pussy smelled like Satan's asswater."
"I hate Marie's kid. He always smells like Satan's asswater."
"My foot is all swelled up and purple. Not to mention it smells like Satan's asswater...."

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

assvan

A large vehicle (van) used primarily for hooking up.

"Oh my god, I banged that chick so hard in my assvan the other night"

by Desdemona January 2, 2008

Asswaffle

A person who acts like a total jerk, always insulting people

He can be such an asswaffle when he starts to insult everyone

by Clamtart March 2, 2015

assman

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).

Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!

by Miryam Websta February 11, 2009

asswaffle

A word that Michael Zurawel made up a long time ago to tell people off in a funny way but also make them feel highly insecure.

" Yo, that guy in the 50 cent video was a complete asswaffle getting all thoughs hunnys on him"

by Mandax95xlynnea April 11, 2009

Asspanzer

1. Noun (olde English infused with Germanic overtones): One who thrusts the virtues of elegance through the figurative sphincter of an uncouth savage.

His tireless efforts to tame the savagery of Britain's underclass, commonly known as 'Chavs', have granted him status as the foremost asspanzer of our age.

by vvvggg August 30, 2005