Assplode

Diarrhea; or the same sort of actions

The people assplode in various days of the week.

by Professor Anonymous August 4, 2006

Assclef

Someone stupid or rude

You sir are an assclef

by J.J.S. January 11, 2003

Asslessness

A person who is the king or queen of not having an ass. One who is assless to an extreme.

Your asslessness astounds me!

by TimmPower December 31, 2009

Assplant

When you plant your ass on different kind of things with purpose as a trick.

The origin came from skateboardings all accidents when you fell on the ass, and the word assplant came upp naturally. Then it became a thing to jump around and "plant the ass" on different kinds of thing.

For example plant you ass on the roof of a car by jumping up and sit on it.
Or if you accidentally fell, you can say you made a assplant.

by Emeni July 22, 2010

assplow

A shit for brains idiot who has no commmon sense and a tendency toward gayness.When an assplow pursues a relationship with a female he beccomes a pussy whipped douchecock who has tendencies of a fucktard. These types usually tend to keep to themselves and are very very submissive.

Dude, tell your girl to blow off and quit being an assplow.
Why are you being such an assplow.
Look at that assplow doesnt he know he sucks at life.
Dude that guy is an assplow hes staring at that six year old boy.

by rayhater August 8, 2005

Assleep

When your butt falls asleep after sitting on it for too long.

After a long Monday at work, I always fall Assleep.

by Case Face September 3, 2007

Assplosion

The act of coating the back of the toilet bowl with a loud, massive blast of diarrhea.

I shouldn't have eaten all of that fried food it really upset my stomach. I had a terrible assplosion, what a mess!

by BigDongWarLord October 16, 2008