an animal of the primate variety that dwells inside the human anal region... sounds fun... See also jem dakeyne
by damonator!!!!!!! February 20, 2004
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by Nirgora February 5, 2003
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In simple terms, a stupid yet physical worker.
In simple terms, a stupid yet physical worker.
by Squints August 9, 2004
Get the ass monkey mug.A common expression of surprise. Also an adjective to describe how a day went, or what a person looks like. It can also be a monkey found sitting upon an ass.
"How was your day"
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When at the zoo, "Mommy, mommy! Come look at this assmonkey!"
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When at the zoo, "Mommy, mommy! Come look at this assmonkey!"
by AndTheOxenRanFree February 22, 2011
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noun
1.
The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.
2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.
noun
1.
The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.
2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.
"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)
by Roger Thorn August 25, 2017
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