Miss Assmerica

The winner of the Miss Assmerica pageant. The Miss Assmerica pageant is held to determine which contestant has the best posterior and will be crowned Miss Assmerica.

Here she comes, Miss Assmerica!

Oh baby, you should definately enter the Miss Assmerica pageant!

This years Miss Assmerica was stripped of her crown today in light of several allegations that she has not shown her booty to anyone public or private in months.

by chopswood January 9, 2011

assman giggles

What you put on your telephone directory listings as the name of a friend

Why is my name Assman Giggles on your phone?

by Dr Potato March 23, 2004

Assmel

When an individual has a foul scent or odor coming from the guch region.

"Damn! James has a horrible case of assmel"

by Bruno El Stinko March 27, 2008

assman

A King of the ass and screwing girls. THEy know what they are doing up the poop shoot.

"I am the real assman"!

"JOe thinks he is such an assman".

by Mike Mags November 25, 2003

Assael

big ass white fat boy that eats everything while he walks around smelling like trash and pulls no girls.

you see that dump over there that is one assael

by john493 January 11, 2017

Assmaster

A gay man who loves to take cock up the caboose, or someone who is a homosexual and loves to jam his penis into another gay guy's anus. A really sick bastard.

Hey assmaster! Get off of that guy!

by Ryan J. July 27, 2005

assmaster

a master of the ass, a homosexual, faggot face

dlyan is such a faggy assmaster

by kenny eldred December 28, 2007