Asslighting

When you slap your girl’s ass all day to make her feel crazy confident

Am I crazy or is my boyfriend asslighting me?

by Rob Gronk August 19, 2020

Assrag

1.A Person who smells like faecal (poo)particles!

2. a rag used to whipe ones ass!

d00d, where have you been, you smell like someones ass rag!!!???

d00d, did u see that bum, what a total ass rag!!

by AmBiAnDkUrT! May 4, 2005

assfag

When someones ass is homosexual.

When they fart, it makes a sound that is similiar to nothing.

Fatass. Cockshit. Niggaslut.

See: Andrew Price

"Hey i just farted." "Well i didnt fucking hear it assfag."

"Hey evan ur fat and also an assfag.

by nigga April 15, 2005

assleg

When so much of the top of the girl's leg is exposed that it shows the bottom curve of the ass.

That girl's booty shorts are showing assleg.

The wind blew so hard that the skirt showed assleg.

by Big Lumberjack February 24, 2009

Assbaggery

The art of ignoring the warning light in your brain that tells you what not to do.

A little assbaggery is okay as long as you don’t fuck up too big.

by Stiffy P. Syndrome December 4, 2010

asswagon

An asswagon is a person in a wheelchair. It can be said that their ass moves by wagon.

Stephen Hawking is funnier than Anne Frank because he is an asswagon.

by Adolph Goatse April 13, 2003

assbag

The saggy flesh below the buns that overweight middle-aged people sometimes unfortunately display.

If you have assbags, then get off your ass and excercise!

by nosaggybooty September 1, 2004