Asshole

Boys who try to touch places they shouldn't in a girl's body during the first date.

girl: '...so we kissed a little bit and everything was great and suddenly he was touching my boobs..."
friend: 'what an asshole!'

by grei_eba August 1, 2009

Asshole

Any person who tells you to go into google and type in the word your looking for to find the definition.

Type in asshole on google and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button, you'll find out what it means.

by TheFearI95 January 23, 2011

Asshole

Lucas. A lying, cheating, all around complete whore who deserves the worst.

"I hope that girl bites that asshole's tounge and he chokes on the blood."

by Laiiniee Powell January 6, 2008

Asshole

Someone who resembles an awkwardly large dinosaur, smug cat, or ogre. They have a penchant for counting money and wearing ill-tailored suits. They can often be seen frequenting banks and loitering outside commerce buildings. They travel primarily by foot or by bus because the audi belongs to their mother. They like to have a lot fun and often interpret normal conversation as being extremely dramatic. Assholes comprise a surprisingly large portion of the population.

That boy you met at the pub the other day, he's a real asshole.

by Oxford Pressss April 13, 2011

Asshole

A closeted attention whore who posts terrible childhood pictures of their best friend in order to get "likes" on Instagram and Facebook. When that no longer proves to be enough of a thrill, they create obnoxious fake Instagram accounts using their friend's nickname and post annoying pictures posing (sort of?) as said friend. They're charming, really. An asshole may also be defined as "Allie."

Allie is an asshole.

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by Jcrack April 29, 2013

Asshole

A person who behaves in an arrogant, manipulative, devious, and immature manner.

"Sarah's an asshole when she's hormonal"

"Brian was being a real asshole when he tried to bang every girl at that party"

by KNOWitALL April 15, 2015

Asshole

A two faced, not afraid to steal from their mother, sheep dick remover. Usually found in craven arms but can also be found in Ludlow or swindon. Normally IN A state of skooky dispersition.

Get some sleep and put your mums safe back you asshole

by Bet on beth June 17, 2015