thick as shit

A phrase used to describe an individual with extremely low intelligence. A generally unintelligent person may simply be described as 'thick', however the term 'thick as shit' describes someone who is so dumb that it may be considered reasonable to question if they're mentally retarded. Such people's intelligence is often so low that persons of normal intellect may find it incomprehensible how they can be so stupid.

Someone may be considered/accused of being 'thick as shit' for several reasons, mainly for thinking and acting in ways which most people would obviously recognise as wrong/stupid/flawed/absurd. Unlike people of higher intellect, such people will be unable to realise how hopelessly dumb they really are even after it has been clearly shown to them. These people are unable to understand simple logic and have very poor communication skills.

The term is typically used informally and is commonly used as an insult intended to cause offence.

"He must be thick as shit if he thinks the moon's made of cheese"
"Ha Ha, you're thick as shit!"
"I know someone who ate cyanide because he's thick as shit"
"That person is obviously thick as shit"

by dictionaryman2007 September 11, 2007

asshat

describing when one's head is so far up one's ass that one is wearing the ass as a hat. in other words, extreme stupidity.

A: Look at all those hurricane victims on their roofs, waving at the helicopters, begging for emergency food to be dropped down! Why don't they just leave?
B: You asshat.

by ami am December 26, 2005

Julian Asshat

Another name for Julian Assange, the asshat that feels it's beneficial to leak thousands of crucial documents in the name of "truth." Which in all reality is only compromising the safety and integrity of our people and our national relations with other countries.

When is Julian Asshat releasing more documents?

by Blahques Marks December 20, 2010

slick as shit

Something that works well

His plan went as slick as shit.

by norby gerstel November 7, 2003

beat as shit

something thats beat and shitty at the same time

Yo man, Kevin Becker is beat as shit

man yahoo mail is beat as shit

by chillssss October 12, 2009

akshit

Someone who's smart, romantic, handsome, caring. He'll give you everything if you ask him, he'll do everything to make you feel special if he loves you. He's passionate, patient and will protect you even if it's you against the world. In short: he's a gem.

Look, one day, I hope I get Akshit in my life.
One is lucky to have someone like Akshit.

by sudoRoot November 28, 2021

Asshatian

Pertaining to asshat behavior.

See asshat.

Ascii: 3>ian

Jon, commenting about a music video someone had posted under Meg's status update that her nephew had died without writing anything to acknowledge her loss, was really asshatian of you (...was really 3>ian of you).

by Leona Orange September 25, 2011