asschiatrist

someone who offers psychological advice with out being a psychologist

"oh she was telling me what my problem was with men, but screw her, shes a fuckin asschiatrist"

by somchai7 August 17, 2008

asshat

Typically known as somebody who has their head so far up their ass that they don't even know how bad of an ass they are. Nobody likes an asshat and is the awkward one out.

FEMINIST:hey look that person is such an asshat

FEMINIST2:yeah trump is an asshat

by basic_avocado22 March 24, 2017

asshat

A close cousin of the assclown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is socially acceptable amongst his/her peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to him/her making an ass out of his/herself. (Not to be confused with asshole.)

"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."

by D_Vitch October 24, 2017

asshat

A. An idiotic person.

B. An asshole/jerk

Guy: Man Braeden's such an asshat!
Guy2: I know right?

by Demtane May 18, 2018

Asshat

A person who will stop at no end to be overachievers of offending others with intentions to belittle, hurt, and betray because they are jealous and without love.

"Don't be an asshat"

"The majority of society wears asshats."

"I WILL lose your asshat in purpose to destroy your hypocritical BS of existance."

"Asshats are not welcome in this establishment."

by ModestlyCandid October 7, 2019

asshat

when he/she, is being a dumbass, and instead of being a basic bitch, this word comes up in your head.

Jasmyn: did you hear Ashley slept with her uncle again?
You: Typical asshat.

by bitchtoldmenottousemypseudonym February 8, 2021

Musical asshat

To sit on someones Head and fart while they are bent over. also see asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.

Bill bent over to pickup a quarter so I gave him a musical asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010