Assid Burn

The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:

a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals

passing the sphincter.

b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.

c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn

morning-after spicy dinner shit.

"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by

morning!"

"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid

burn!!"

"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn

jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"

by dbodude April 2, 2013

assident

Distracted driving from gawking at women in tight shorts or short skirts when the weather turns warm.

I just smacked up my car in another assident while driving through downtown.

by Joey Knuckles July 26, 2017

Assident

When you accidentally touch someone's butt and make things awkward.

Random person: Did you just touch my ass?!
Ass toucher: sorry it was an assident!

by Litty titty99 October 25, 2017

ASSIDENT

Having a wet fart, not making it to the bathroom in time, pooping your pants.

Yo dude whats that smell? Sorry bro I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could but had an ASSIDENT before I could sit down.

by jshiestydiety November 12, 2017

assard

Wen u gott big dumy Brian

Harp daddy =assard

by Bangcockboiii October 17, 2019

Assahd or issahd

Slang term for outside / inside.

"Yo, we smokin' assahd or issahd?"
"Nah bruh, I already rolled that shit, think we gon' hit it issahd"

by DeltaKT February 11, 2021

Assident

An accidental mishap performed by an asshole.

I wrecked the truck when i was handing the crack pipe to the stripper i gave my paycheck to cuz i was drunk. I'm sorry, it was an assident.

by Grrrlilla February 17, 2021