appalachian ambush

when a man is having sex with a woman from behind and before he cums he pulls out his dick from her pussy and drops spit on her ass crack at the same time to make her think he is done then when she turns around to finish him off he blasts her in the face with his jizz

ass pussy cum jizz sex appalachian ambush

by papajapeto September 11, 2010

appalachian throw pillow

The act of fucking ones girlfiend, or wife in the ass, then wiping your dick on his pillow before he comes home, and without him knowing. Usually done to someone for revenge, or out of spite.

My boss is such a dick, i'm giving him an appalachian throw pillow for christmas!!

by welderdoug February 28, 2010

Appalachian State

1: A university with a great football team in Division I FCS. It often plays Division 1 FBS teams as a home opener as a "winnable" game for bigger schools.
2: A person you sleep with to break a long off-season. Not a win you openly brag about, but a win nonetheless.

1: Yes, Appalachian state won the National Championship, but they still aren't good enough to play in the SEC.

2: It's been three months since I had sex. I just need a Appalachian State to get a win in the books.

by Stafferty October 3, 2011

Appalachain neti pot

When you're getting a blowjob and you're about to blow your load you pull it out. Cram it up her nose and destroy her sinuses with your baby batter

I gave her a Appalachain neti pot last night.

by Brutally honest March 28, 2015

Appaulling

An attempt at a Joke said by a Paul that is quite literally appalling

Paul gave me appaulling and it was absolutely appalling.

by Bullshitstublackbelt October 25, 2019

Appalachian Marshmellow

Having unprotected sex through a hole in a sheet while making sounds like yeti and having "Hello, My Name Is" tags afixed to your forehead.

"I just had an Appalachian Marshmellow and boy am I worn out!"

by Bigfootinyoass October 20, 2012

Apaulagising

Apologising for getting caught rather than for what you did wrong.

Paula Deen isn't actually sorry that she said the "n word," she is just sorry she got caught but wants people to believe she is sincerely sorry. She's just apaulagising to the cameras.

by onionpearman August 20, 2013