Salish Apocalypse

April 8, 2014: The date when Microsoft stops providing support (including critical security patches) for Windows XP Service Pack 3.

Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.

"I don't get how so many companies can still be refusing to upgrade to Windows 7 or 8. I bet there are fifty guys around the world sitting on zero-day exploits just waiting for the Salish Apocalypse. It's going to suck."

by Carolinianjeff December 16, 2013

Penile Apache

When one is fixing to ejaculate and sprints toward an individual and delivers a large amount of semen onto them. Often times while screaming the phrase, "America!". Can also be referred to as a Strafing Run, or The Screaming Eagle.

Adam delivered the woman freedom with his use of the Penile Apache. Believed to be his final form.

by KrispiKreme March 1, 2015

Otto Apocalypse

A fucking dumbass, the most ugly thing to ever exist.

"who is otto apocalypse?"
"Oh a dumbass, i hope he dies soon"

by Feyyy_01 November 13, 2021

A - Z of Apocalypses

So many to choose from! One is bound to come true.
A – Ape Uprising
B – Black Hole
C – Collision
D – Dinosaurs Return
E – Everyone Dissapears
F – Food Fights Back
G – Gravity Fails
H – Hollacaust Again
I – Insect Overlords
J – Jesus Returns
K – Killer Bees
L – Lemming Syndrome
M – Machine War
N – Nuke
O – Ovary Expiration
P – Pandemic
Q – Quake
R – Rapture
S – Solar Flare
T – Triffids
U – UFO Strike
V – Volcanos
W – Water World
X – Xenophobia
Y – You’re in teh Matrix
Z – Zombies

When Bob bought his Big Mac at Mcdonalds, he was surpised when he went to take a bite, it took a bite of him. The end. (of the world) (Food fights back, from F, "A - Z of Apocalypses"

by .:Stormie:. October 16, 2009

AH-64 Apache

The most kick-ass helicopter in the world. Seriously, this thing can seek and destroy it's targets from so far away you can't even hear it. The coolest thing about it is that there is an aiming reticle on the visor of the weapons officer's helmet. All he has to do is look at his target, and the gun aims there too!

The AH-64 Apache, even if you can't see them, they can see you.

by A7X forever September 18, 2010

Sassy Man Apocalypse

An outbreak of men that want to live a soft life and be treated like a princess.

"But we are in a sassy man apocalypse– the men are going into their soft girl era." said Lay Bankz.

by SexieLexie94 October 5, 2023

Zombie Apocolypse

The day im waiting for,.. its gonna be awsome.

Theres zombies!! Everywhere! Its the Zombie Apocolypse

by Rick Springfiled October 21, 2008