abnesia

1. The serious medical condition of forgetting to go work out. Or not working out due to laziness and consequently packing on some pounds.

Chantelle: "Man, what happened to Mike? He used to be so fit and now he looks like a whale!"
Dan: "Yeah, he really caught a bad case of abnesia."

by Danderson777 June 13, 2013

Age Amnesia

A disorder that usually hits when a person gets in their 40s, sometimes it can his as early as their 30s.

People with age amnesia forget that they've have ever been kids, teenagers, or 20somethings and start to criticize the current young population as if they themselves were never a child, teen, or 20something.

People suffering from age amnesia suffer from forgetting they themselves were once teens with raging hormones or noisy little bastards. This comes with a steep misunderstanding of the young, as sufferers of age amnesia have never been a child.

Middle Age Man - "Kids these days all they do is watch TV, smoke weed, and eat bad foods"

20something - "You were a hippie back then, didn't you do the same?"

Middle Age Man - "IT WAS DIFFERENT BACK THEN!"

20something - "Whatever man, you got that Age Amnesia"

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI November 6, 2010

Film School Amnesia (FSA)

Getting drunk at film festival party, and forgetting that you dedicated a weepy speech to the executive producer.

"Oh My God, Benji Lim! You don't remember taking the mic at the 15malaysia party and giving a weepy speech to the producers and shouting freedom at the end like Mel Gibson in Braveheart?? You've got Film School Amnesia (FSA)!"

by Jailbait111 October 21, 2009

Cock Amnesia

When you go perform Felatio, or any other sexual act and can't remember it.

Thorn, "Did you have sex with John Doe?"

Carrie, "I am sorry I just can't remember."

Thorn, "So you are telling me you have Cock Amnesia?"

by Minnaar September 1, 2006

Annesha

A small Indian-American girl. She is probably most famous for her modeling in Mumbai. She has a kind heart yet her sexual desires occasionally get in the way of her friendships. Although she means well, often perverted contexts cloud her intelligence to a great extent. Overall she is truly a wonderful person whom means well.

Paparazzi:Annesha, you sooo fiine!

Annesha: Yes, I know.

by suchsweetsorrow24 October 24, 2011

amnesia

1. condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again

*After child is born*
Jim: "i got Amber back in the sack straight after we got out of hospital!"
John: "Dam she must have amnesia!"

by tennyz December 28, 2005

Amnesia: The Dark Descent

An awesome survival horror game that'll make you shit your pants extremely often. Made by Frictional Games. It uses custom interface with the objects, so when the player is running from the monster, he has to manually open and close the door just like IRL, and not like in Minecraft, where you right click and it closes immediately.
This sort of interface is also used on other items (chairs, tables, vases, boxes, barrels..). The gameplay is set in 1849, and the storyline is that you have to run away from this thing called the Shadow which can kill you over time, and in order to do so you need to destroy Alexander, who has the orbs which are in charge of the Shadow chasing you. Amnesia: The Dark Descent can also be A:TDD for short. It has a sequel named Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs.

Daniel: Hey man, are you past the Wine Cellar in Amnesia: the dark descent yet?
Grunt: Mmmmrph no
Daniel: AAAAAAAAAAA!
Grunt: ...
Grunt: what the fuck man

by Jannyus October 14, 2013