times amended

idk mama and them always did say it. i think it means time has refined us.

how times amended...

by susiescout March 1, 2017

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28th Amendment

You can't out pizza the hut.

Me: Let's make homemade pizza.
My friend: Ok, but remember the 28th Amendment.

by getthefuckoutofmywayufuckinhoe February 27, 2020

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Amendment 27

Don't Hate, appre-ciate

Diana-hey you, i hate your shirt
Kendall- your breaking amendment 27

by rumpppppppppppz August 3, 2011

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Refers to where you resignedly accept someone else's weirdo-type interest, opinion, assertion, etc., knowing dat it's a necessary "normalcy wrinkle" dat "comes wif da turf" in da allowance of free speech which we all are entitled to, even it means occasionally rolling our eyes at a particular individual's off-da-wall appearance, practices, or beliefs.

Tomboy girl, beamingly showing off a huge bullfrog she's just caught: Look at his cute face and big googly eyes --- isn't he just GORGEOUS???
You (smiling tolerantly and giving a First-Amendment shrug): Well, I never really thought about it, honey, but if you're into frogs, then I suppose he's absolutely DAZZLING...!

by QuacksO November 12, 2023

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Daley Amendment

When the president of your company alters the company's rules because your antics with customers and/or your expense account are pushing the boundaries of decorum or spending limits. The new rule is referred to as a Daley Amendment, not to be confused with a Daley Clause

Terry J is in trouble with corporate, he was at the Hive and The Pink Galleon last night in violation of Section 1, Part 2 of the Daley Amendment.

by That_meat_guy April 26, 2023

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