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The Ambulance has got it's lights on

Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .
For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on
by Quantum Leaper June 5, 2010
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St. John Ambulance Recruits

Members who haven't pass the Basic First Aid examination.

basically just people who do nothing
"St. John Ambulance Recruits are just members who sit back and relax"
by owobutuwu March 11, 2021
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SA ambulance service

the south australian version of an ambulance service
SA ambulance service (shortened to SAAS) is a pathetic excuse for an ambulance service, they are a disgrace to south australia, australia and anyone in the emergency medical services
not only do they have disgusting response times, they are also bad at what they are trained to do.
for example. it says HEAD on the end of the stretcher where the head goes, even though it is blatently obvious
SA ambulance service - dispatcher talking to unit 4
"unit 4 respond cat A to male, unconcious, non breathing"
"roger dispatch, going to mcdonalds first"
"roger unit 4, ETA?"
"we are dining in, so 40 mins"
by Medic 41 August 6, 2010
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Homegirl Ambulance

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025
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ambulate

Nursing Goal: Patient will ambulate to the restroom and back with minimal assistance.
by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019
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Ambulance chaser

Attention whore, getting themselves fucked up so the ambulance will be obligated to pick them up, resulting in lil jolts of happiness every time they take someone’s attention.
Friend: Holy shit dude did you hear John Doe broke his femur??

Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 7, 2024
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Call An Ambulance

Something an old man says before pulling a gun on you.
Call an ambulance...but not for me!
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 22, 2022
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