Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .
For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on
by Quantum Leaper June 05, 2010
by owobutuwu March 12, 2021
the south australian version of an ambulance service
SA ambulance service (shortened to SAAS) is a pathetic excuse for an ambulance service, they are a disgrace to south australia, australia and anyone in the emergency medical services
not only do they have disgusting response times, they are also bad at what they are trained to do.
for example. it says HEAD on the end of the stretcher where the head goes, even though it is blatently obvious
SA ambulance service (shortened to SAAS) is a pathetic excuse for an ambulance service, they are a disgrace to south australia, australia and anyone in the emergency medical services
not only do they have disgusting response times, they are also bad at what they are trained to do.
for example. it says HEAD on the end of the stretcher where the head goes, even though it is blatently obvious
SA ambulance service - dispatcher talking to unit 4
"unit 4 respond cat A to male, unconcious, non breathing"
"roger dispatch, going to mcdonalds first"
"roger unit 4, ETA?"
"we are dining in, so 40 mins"
"unit 4 respond cat A to male, unconcious, non breathing"
"roger dispatch, going to mcdonalds first"
"roger unit 4, ETA?"
"we are dining in, so 40 mins"
by Medic 41 August 06, 2010
Someone who is attracted to drama.
Someone who lives such a shallow life they need to be where the drama is. Someone in their ‘close circle’ is always dying, injured, having significant issues, making headlines for committing horrendous crimes.
They post all about this drama on social media and so their life looks like a parade of disaster and despair making others feel sorry for them. The value they garner from living such a life is peoples sympathy, they are the perpetual victim.
Someone who lives such a shallow life they need to be where the drama is. Someone in their ‘close circle’ is always dying, injured, having significant issues, making headlines for committing horrendous crimes.
They post all about this drama on social media and so their life looks like a parade of disaster and despair making others feel sorry for them. The value they garner from living such a life is peoples sympathy, they are the perpetual victim.
Did you see feel-sorry-for-me- fran’s post today? Her sister’s best friends brother’s baby died. She is such an ambulance chaser! Always has to be where the drama is? Didn’t her other best friends son die in an accident last week?
by KidsMom91 February 22, 2020
Attention whore, getting themselves fucked up so the ambulance will be obligated to pick them up, resulting in lil jolts of happiness every time they take someone’s attention.
Friend: Holy shit dude did you hear John Doe broke his femur??
Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.
Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 08, 2024
Those that seek people in adverse situations and claim to help them, when they are actually looking for chances to rob them.
The ambulance chasers created a large donation drive for the house fire victims, and they received far more items than the fire victims could use.
by Ljeanbeans May 21, 2022
I suddenly realized why “Ambulance” is written backwards on ambulance trucks- it’s so you can read it in your rear view mirror!!! Ambulance moment!!
by bigfinger January 30, 2024