amazon lung

Amazon lung is suffered by Amazon warehouse employees who inhale cardboard dust floating freely throughout company fulfillment centers. Some of the most common symptoms include shortness of breath, decreased exercise tolerance, chronic cough, coughing up phlegm and inability to breathe lying flat.

My doctor ordered me to take a medical leave of absence from the warehouse due to Amazon Lung.

by HyperShred July 15, 2019

Amazon echo

1) A mediocre speaker with a POS smart assistant that absolutely sucks at responding to your commands. Very often misinterprets everything you say even when speaking in a normal voice, let alone when speaking quietly.

2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.

1) "Alexa, turn on the bedroom light"
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"

"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"

2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 16, 2021

Amazon Buddies

(noun) The opposite of Eskimo Brothers. Two guys who have been rejected by the same girl. This has no correlation to the popular online shopping website.

"Dude, Stacy rejected you too? Guess that makes us Amazon Buddies

by SluttySara November 12, 2015

Amazon binge

Visiting Amazon.com after subscribing to Prime for free shipping. Black out, and wake up to a delivery of one hundred items you didn't need but shipped for free.

I went online after class yesterday and seriously Amazon binged. My parents are going to kill me.

by Binxes October 28, 2013

Amazon gift

Something you order from Amazon.com and have no recollection of ordering.

Amazon gifts run me $200 a month! Who charges for gifts!

by Zenamaste April 18, 2020

Mt. Amazon

The pile of umber boxes that grows inexorably from the floor during the month of December and then faithfully erupts forth on the 24th with a pyroclastic flow of merchandise and bubble wrap.

I'm afraid to go into the bedroom, Mt. Amazon is growing so large and precarious.

by Tethernaut November 27, 2014

Amazon Prime

(Verb) To have sex. The logo is a smirk and looks like a curved penis and head

(Noun) the act of sex itself

Me: “Now that I’m orally bisexual I see phallic symbols everywhere”
Wife: “That’s just the amazon prime logo”
Me: “I wanna amazon prime wit you”

by Fortyyearold March 23, 2019