Allahu Akbar

A thoughtful Arabic expression used by Islamic terrorists to kindly let nearby citizens know that they are about to spontaneously explode.

It roughly translate to: "get the fuck out the way unless you wanna turn into soup"

Air Hostess: "Can I get you any refreshments?"

ISIS boi: "ALLAHU AKBAR"

Air Hostess: "Well, fuck"

by u r luvd July 10, 2020

Allah-saurus

Allah-saurus

If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.

Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.

Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11

Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.

by rzhhhh August 25, 2009

Stuart Allan

Adjective: A male with a god like persona, of impecable character and good looks.

Verb: To do something crazy, that is complexly humorus, and fun.

Measurment: Penis lenght of 9 inches

Medical: Term for a meglomaniac

Short form: S.A.

Adjective: Man, that guy is such a stuart allan!

Verb: Wow, way to pull a stuart allan.

Measurment: Man, that's a big chair has to be atlest 10 stuart allans high.

Medical: It seems that he has stuart allan syndrome.

Short Form: Man, way to pull a S.A.

by Victor Davion December 14, 2008

Allah Monkey

Allah Monkey is an idolized monkey that if someone were to swear by it, they would be telling the full truth.

George: Bro, did you actually fuck a dude?
Bhullar: On Allah Monkey I did!

by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021

foxx alla

The meaning: up gods vagina
This word is usually used when someone is pissed, mad or angry

Example: foxx alla kemm int pastizz foxx kemm andek liba kollok. :)

by dingdongsolong theycallitlongs May 27, 2016

allah'u ackbar

Allahu ackbar (God is great) is a Islamic term used when in religious practice or terrorism. "All•a•hu ack•bar". This term is used in the Middle East, and joked about in America ("vine" especially)

Allah'u Ackbar! ALLAHUUUUUU ACKBARRRRRRR!!!!!!! "BOOM"

by Big Bonner Billy December 21, 2015

Aleta

A girl known to get an "aw" from cuteness overloaded elders. She's very shy around most strangers. but can soon become devilish around people she knows. She does before she thinks, and often winds up in trouble, but she is nonetheless entertaining.

Classmate 1: "Did you hear Aleta got sent to the principal's?"
Classmate 2: "Again?"

Old Lady: "That little girl Aleta is such a doll!"
Old Man: "She's very polite!"

by Eckleburg July 30, 2015