Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.
Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.
Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.
Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.
by Journofist June 16, 2018
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1. the things that satisfy us all.
2. three things that, if used correctly, can give any person a sense of great satisfaction. Some people like one more than the others, but not one person can say that they do not get joy from at least one of them.
2. three things that, if used correctly, can give any person a sense of great satisfaction. Some people like one more than the others, but not one person can say that they do not get joy from at least one of them.
by shedro February 3, 2010
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Dude, you can't outdrink him! He's an alcohol-sponge!
by Fuzzy Nutz April 8, 2009
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Tim has Alcoheimer's. He didn't remember picking up that cougar at the bar.
Sally woke up in a strange apartment with Alcoheimer's.
Tim has Alcoheimer's. He didn't remember picking up that cougar at the bar.
Sally woke up in a strange apartment with Alcoheimer's.
by elbid January 1, 2010
Get the Alcoheimer's mug.A really sexy girl who likes to drink (a lot). She may look like a lot of fun but can probably drink you under the table and do stupidly crazy stuff with no regard to herself, anyone around her, money or anything else at all for that matter. Also probably has underlying emotional stability issues which she tries to cover up with excessive drink.
A: Whoa, check that girl out over there, she's well fit.
B: Yeah but she's an alcohotchick, best avoid her.
A: Good point, I can't be doing with any of that.
B: Yeah but she's an alcohotchick, best avoid her.
A: Good point, I can't be doing with any of that.
by Zigo May 16, 2011
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Man I drank so much last night it gave me a hangover and full blown aids! Alcohol induced drippy shits has ruined my day!!!!
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