To have a shit at such a high velocity, or having it break off early and having the toilet water splash up and get in your ass hole.
by oojuu March 27, 2003
The feeling you have after smoking strong weed, where you feel like doing nothing and your brain is useless.
by Coke Munk June 16, 2009
by likeaboss900000 February 17, 2014
the pee that comes out after you wiggle
you have finished at the urinal (you have already wiggled) and you walk away and some pee comes out that you did not know was there!
you have finished at the urinal (you have already wiggled) and you walk away and some pee comes out that you did not know was there!
by Dr. Dick Tinkler April 26, 2007
The time when a girl who has had some of the best sex in her life wakes up, puts her hand in her hair, gives it a little fluff, then places her hand betwen her legs and begins to play with herself thinking about the slam that went between her thighs the night before
Also: The time when a girl who has had some of the worst sex in her life wakes up with one of the biggest scowls on her face, angry about the night before, looks at the person next to her, contemplates spitting and then gets up to leave to go play with herself to make up for the night of horrid playtime the night before
Also: The time when a girl who has had some of the worst sex in her life wakes up with one of the biggest scowls on her face, angry about the night before, looks at the person next to her, contemplates spitting and then gets up to leave to go play with herself to make up for the night of horrid playtime the night before
The Morning After, Jennette woke up after her night of wild sex with Ricky, looked at his beautiful sleeping face, smilled, layed back down and placed her fingers in her folds and marveled at the wetness that still residing and was still happening
Carla woke up after her night of horrid sex with James and ran to the bathroom and pulled out a dildo LOL
Carla woke up after her night of horrid sex with James and ran to the bathroom and pulled out a dildo LOL
by MeanFaceGrrrrrr11 December 28, 2010
The sleep that occurs after your alarm goes off. You must get out of bed for no more then 2 seconds and then return to your slumber knowing that you will be late for something.
This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.
This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.
your boss: where were you this morning tom?
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.
your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.
your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.
by MultiChampion March 18, 2010
Hey man I just farted.
Really I don't smell it at all...ah I smell it now it's fucking awful. I can taste the after-ass in my mouth.
Really I don't smell it at all...ah I smell it now it's fucking awful. I can taste the after-ass in my mouth.
by OGCankleSocks November 15, 2015