Afghan

The most powerful people in the world

your overlord

superpower graveyard
hot men

suicide bombers originate from Afghanistan which makes them hot i mean thicc i mean black men kissing.... Afghan

by afgan suicide bomber daddy 123 September 24, 2021

afghan tuxedo

a suicide bomber vest

"Abdul-Hakim Al-Shabbab Durka-Mohammed looks wonderful in his Afghan tuxedo. He shall enjoy his virgins in heaven after teaching the infidels a lesson!"

- Khadem Al-Riyat Durka-Boomalat

by BJ85 May 14, 2024

Afghan Pullout

When you pull out right in the middle of cumming, thus leaving some men behind while still making a big mess of everything. You could have pulled out earlier or committed and stayed in, but instead you pulled out in the worst possible way.

Did you hear about Kyle's Afghan Pullout? He tried for like 20 years to finish her, but then he gave up and immediately lost control. Now he has to power-wash his sheets, she has to take Plan B, and his international image has been irreparably tarnished.

by Mr. Penguin's Penguin October 13, 2021

fat afghan

someone you simply dont like

John: Did u see that new kid in school?

Peter: Yeah, he looks like a pretty fat afghan

by majorSalzig February 14, 2019

Afghan barbecue

When you Dutch oven someone but let a full poo out.

Last night sucked, this guy gave me an Afghan barbecue.

by Dickhole6669cuk January 16, 2022

afghan broth

a synonim for methamphetamine

"Sarge said he found a few towelheads cookin' afghan broth in yesterdays' raid on that compound."

by Fallujah_was_an_inside_job July 7, 2024

The afghan pullout

While engaging in sexual intercourse, one partner pulls out way too early, leaving the other partner confused and alone.

She asked "what happened?". Nobody was there to answer because Joe gave her "the afghan pullout".

by Viking_Bryan November 3, 2021