Aries

The first sign of the zodiac. Usually thicc. Very loud, like if you meet an Aries you might wanna make sure you have a good pair of headphones cause damn. They also talk a lot, mostly about their hoe-ish ways. Despite being natural hoes, very loyal! Except guy Aries’ are the worst. Don’t trust them.

Bella: *yelling about absolutely nothing important, only yelling to here the sound of their own voice*
Brittany: God, you’re such an Aries

by Julia Arnetta July 4, 2019

Aries

Dog that got her eyes knocked out.
Also known as Scaries.

you pulled an aries by running into the wall.

by BigPun1234 September 9, 2010

Aeris Gainsborough

Evil flower-selling bitch from Final Fantasy VII. Throws a spanner in the delicate works of Cloud and Tifas relationship. Disguised as a kind, selfless lady, this is a lie. She is rude to Cloud in the new Advent Children trailer.
She wears a stupid pink dress and is whiny and annoying. She gets stabbed by Sephiroth and deis. Cloud dumps her body in a lake. Everyone rejoices.

AERIS: "How about you be my bodyguard?"
CLOUD: "Er...okaaaaaay"
A:"We can go on one date! As a payment"
C: "I have a girlfriend"
A: "Is that Tifa?" *points* "She looks kinda odd"
C: "I have to rescue her from Don."
A: "I'm coming!"
C: "NO!! You aren't meant to be here. Piss off"

by LuBeLu January 9, 2007

Aries

A procastinator who leaves things unfinished so long they have to resort to ripping off somebody else's work and try to pass it off as their own. This results in big trouble for the Aries without fail.

person: did you finish the big ass assignment last night?
Aries: no, i pulled an Aries
person: youre a retard.

by Aries August 10, 2003

Aries

A 90 foot dildo

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Mario pwns Aeris easily

The pharase which Heroic Master Chief fails to understand, because it is the truth

It has been proven, Mario pwns Aeris easily

by Heroic Master Cheif March 24, 2004

aeriel

usually filipino, with huge teeth! shes generally a skank who talks about people behind there back. SHE LAUGHS WITH AN ANNOYINGLY UGLY GIRL NAMED R****! they both have the most annoying laugh in the world faggots. Aeriels usually date hairy persian guys who has pictures of himself on myspace saying "Unbreakable"

Aeriel: I CANT GET MY TEETH FIXED THERE JUST NATURALLY HIDEOUS AND STICK OUT 12 FEET FROM MY FACE!
R****:AHAHAHAHAHA IM SO UGLY AND WHITE!
HAIRY BOYFRIEND: LETS TAKE MIRROR PICS TOGETHER!! aha baby i love you <3

by ajfkdla February 1, 2009