Autistic

Of a person (or animal) who's neurodiverse or has autism, possibly caused by a mutation on chromosome 15 before development and birth. These people are normal but may have sensory, behavioral, and social differences. Otherwise, autistic individuals are either smart or intellectually impaired, sensory oversensitive or sensory undersensitive, unique, and creative. Neurodiversity is not retardation or taboo but a blessing and a personality trait.

Stupid: "You retarded?"
Me: "No, I'm autistic."
Stupid: "That explains why you're weird and probably stupid."
Me: "Oh, so an animal science nerd is stupid!? Spell 'intelligence'."
Stupid: "..."
Me: "Uh-huh! That's what I thought!"

I'm actually autistic, so if I ever encounter someone this stupid, I will just show them this.

by GigglesTheHyena May 1, 2019

Autistic

Autism, or autism spectrum disorder (ASD), refers to a broad range of conditions characterized by challenges with social skills, repetitive behaviors, speech and nonverbal communication.

Alexander is a homeless autistic person

by On35hot23 August 15, 2021

Gay Autistic Retard

The average twitter user

“Oh, they Gay Autistic Retard got banned from twitter.”

by MyNameIsntJesse February 2, 2022

Autisticability

Someone who has autism but requires certain healing by giving them a collection of diamond fidget spinners

Wtf bro that guy over there has autisticability best give him a collection of fidget spinners before he unleashes his autistic wrath

by Mr emi1e August 26, 2017

autistic devil

a soul that progressively enslaves humanity with absolutely zero conscious

ive heard of selling your soul ÷
with that being said yall must have split @ the big bang to become SCOTUS
# autistic devil

by get@meinspace October 6, 2018

autistic license

Using a genuine diagnosis of autism, or the pretext of being autistic, to be excused from behavior considered socially unacceptable.

Most people would be expelled for shitting on the cafeteria floor, but he got off with a mere suspension by using his autistic license.

by Erik9000 September 4, 2018

Acoustic Toothbrush

A non-electric toothbrush.

My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries so I had to use my acoustic toothbrush.

by AlexanderTehGreat April 17, 2021