accident chaser

an unscrupulous lawyer who instigates accident victims to file cases so that s/he can get business from them.

The lawyer is actually an accident chaser.

by uttam maharjan April 6, 2010

jizz accident

1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.

2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.

Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.

1)
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".

2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".

by alveraan July 27, 2018

sidecar accident

when considering something a "trainwreck" just doesnt fit the act. Ridiculous, yet on a much smaller scale.

The ride home from AC was nothing short of a sidecar accident.

by Fajack March 13, 2009

accident prone

a Jawbreaker song. In my opinion one of their best songs and definitely one of their darkest. The type of song that can reduce anyone to tears.

Person A: I feel like listening to accident prone by Jawbreaker
Person B: Yeah, that song makes me

by Stefaaan August 4, 2007

Flute Accident

when someone mispronounces a single word or transposes letters/sounds within a statement, it is known as the flute accident.

orign: A buddy was telling a story on "fluke" accidents, but instead said "flute" accidents. Thus, "Flute Accident/Accidents" was born.

Guy 1: So I was just about to go to the bathroom and pay with my plenis and...

Friend 1/Friend 2: FLUTE ACCIDENT!!!

by Peasantry Paupers June 20, 2010

Freak accident

An accident that is harmful

Ex. Marissa Tryan is a freak accident

by Dkdjdkxjfkekrfkckt March 12, 2017

boating accident

A mechanism for claiming a cryptocurrency loss. It was originally a joke made by gun enthusiasts who "sadly lost all of their guns in a tragic boating accident", but has been repurposed by Bitcoiners. It is often used in other contexts - for anything you don’t want the government to know you have.

I would normally have to pay taxes, but "I lost my Bitcoin in a boating accident", so I'm declaring a loss instead.

by simulx January 23, 2023