absofuckinglutely

An expression used to convey supreme agreement.

Mary: Pizza Hut has the best pizza ever.
Carrie: Absofuckinglutely.

by IWillBeYour419 April 12, 2004

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absofruitly

absolutely, but with fruit (originally stated by Steve Correll on the Office)

EX1:
This banana is absofruitly fantastic!
EX2:
Q:Do you want to go get Chinese food?
A:Absofruitly

by MaraNikki June 27, 2007

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Absolute

When you put absolute before an insult, you make its career ending abilities 10x stronger by making the victim feel dumb.

Without:

Guy 1: What’s 3 times 4?
Guy2: I’m not answering that you dunce!
Guy 1: :(

With:

Guy 1: what’s 3 times 4?
Guy 2: I’m not answering that you absolute dunce!
Guy 1: I don’t feel so good D:

by Trendyhoe June 20, 2018

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The way DC Comics has to give their best stories ever the best edition humanly possible, in the form of slipcased, oversized, big honking hardcover books with loads of DVD-style extras and a tag price of $50, $75 or $100 according to the size of the thing. There's been 14 so far, and more will be coming in the future. Oh, and they weigh so much you can hit someone with them, although the idea is putting them in a big bookshelf besides your signed limited novels and impress the comic geek next door. Not to be read taking a crap.

Absolute Watchmen, Absolute Dark Knight , Absolute Sandman 1-4, Crisis On Infinite Earths the Absolute Edition

by Hector Ivan November 10, 2008

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