Athleta-dyke

A female, not necessarily lesbian, who dresses in athletic attire, i.e. basketball shorts, and has her hair in a ponytail. Has an aggressive demeanor and often presents herself with a masculine/competitive persona.

Mary-Joe makes everything a competition, what an athleta-dyke.

Jill: "You're going to wear that to the mall?"
Monica: "What? These new Jordans go so well with my Nike shorts."
Jill: "Monica, you're such an athleta-dyke."

by Dykatron June 30, 2010

ashlee simpson

One who can't sing. One who blames non talent on others. One who is booed before performance, and off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Also, a failure worthy of their own petition online demise.
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly

www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

by Eric Smithson January 30, 2005

ashlee simpson face

A chick who would look good if her nose, eyes, and mouth were in proper proportion to each other.

"I'd of done her, but she had a fierce ashlee simpson face."

by T-Bone223 December 23, 2008

Athleadership

Empowering leaders through sports

Playing a college sport as means to obtain a higher education is a demonstration of athleadership.

by NCSAPR July 5, 2012

Ashlee

The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's funny and smart, very cute and can set your heart on fire with just a look or a light touch. She's super hot and makes everyone jealous with her good looks. You won't be able to get her off your mind. Once you've had ashlee there is nothing better.

Person 1: See that girl over there? I can't get her out of my head!
Person 2: yeah her names ashlee

by CheeseHoe. March 7, 2011

Ashlee

Ashlee is the best person you can meet and is very Beautiful and fun to be around. She is very lovable and if you find her dont let go of her you will make a bad decision.

Gyann: Hey have you seen Ashlee?
Jensi: Yeah she is Awesome!

by Derpyturtleman June 18, 2017

oakland athletics

A team that claims the title of 3rd most World series wins and 2nd most world series appearances. Anyone who actually knows anything about baseball knows who the A's are. The A's have a bad tendency of being a farm team and trading off all of their good players, which in effect, makes them "suck" or so everyone believes. Most Giants fans were A's fans at one point, but because all of the fags in San Fransisco are fairweather fans they switched across the bay bridge when the Giants won the world series once in 2010. The A's have a long-lived rivalry with the New York Yankees and have always been second best. The A's originally started in Philadelphia, moving to Kansas City, then finally Oakland. Rumors state the A's could be moving to San Jose.

The Oakland Athletics squashed the Giants in the '89 World series at AT&T park 4 games to 0.

by GammehNumNumz February 28, 2011