A beach brownie is the sand-encrusted excrement of a child who, while playing in the sand, digs a shallow hole and deposits his present.
Most commonly, the beach brownie is discovered by an unsuspecting and gullible child who, while merely digging the moat for his sandcastle, uncovers the now sand-encased and hardened deposit. The magellan-child exclaims, "Mom, I found something," to which the parent shakes her head and remarks to a fellow parent, "Billy found another beach brownie."
by Casuarina June 14, 2009
Someone who is always at the beach, Refuses to work or do anything involving labor, rides a skateboard of some sort or a bike(usually beach cruisers). Usually always at a bonfire on weekends. Smoke weed and Drink..alott. Listen to bands like Sublime and rebelution and bob marley.
by eyyohoee May 05, 2010
by Daddykirk69 November 18, 2019
a completely "chill" state of mind. Feeling so cool, and so down to earth, that nothing else matters. The most wonderful feeling in the world. Sunday, being the most "chill" day, and Beach, being the most "chill" place, make sunday beach the most "chill" thing in the world. It feels perfect
by Evan Lineberry January 02, 2008
Jax beach also known as the ghetto by the sea is full of surfers, skaters, and hippies. The remaining population are gang members or kids that think there hard and have monster energy drink tattoos.
Every kid argues about who’s life is the hardest and won’t ever do anything to make theirs better
An average girl from Jax beach gets drunk everyday and has multiple ocean/ beach related tattoos. They also will suck ur dick for a joint.
Jax beach locals will shit a brick if they see a townie at the beach and if you litter at the beach you will get beat up.
Every kid argues about who’s life is the hardest and won’t ever do anything to make theirs better
An average girl from Jax beach gets drunk everyday and has multiple ocean/ beach related tattoos. They also will suck ur dick for a joint.
Jax beach locals will shit a brick if they see a townie at the beach and if you litter at the beach you will get beat up.
Guy 1 “hey I’m about to go to the Jax beach pier wanna come?”
Guy 2 “no thanks last time I went there a hobo ran out from under the pier and jumped me”
Old drunk guy at Pete’s bar “townies go home!”
Guy 2 “no thanks last time I went there a hobo ran out from under the pier and jumped me”
Old drunk guy at Pete’s bar “townies go home!”
by Ratownlivin August 20, 2018
noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing
muffin beaches are by default amazing
Marco is my muffin beach!
by mrs.einstein February 13, 2009
The water at the beach, commonly referred to as 'the ocean' or 'the sea' by geographical professionals who haven't been on the sauce all week
by Hades January 03, 2003