Noun: A person (usually male) who usually works in the financial sector. This includes banks and insurance companies, but can also include other professions, such as law. He is known for cancelling dates, standing you up and being classically inattentive.
A common abbreviation is "FA"
A common abbreviation is "FA"
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A relative or other pseudo-family member, not necessarily limited to uncles, who can always be counted on to say inappropriate things, express unpopular opinions, or otherwise make everyone uncomfortable at family gatherings.
"Dude, who is that guy!?" "Don't mind him, he's just my Uncle Asshole."
"You think you're Uncle Asshole is bad? MINE voted for Santorum!"
"You think you're Uncle Asshole is bad? MINE voted for Santorum!"
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2. An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.
3. The guy who ended up with your woman because you were too stupid, drunk, lazy, (insert adjective that applies to you), to see that she was leaving you whether he had shown up or not.
2. An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.
3. The guy who ended up with your woman because you were too stupid, drunk, lazy, (insert adjective that applies to you), to see that she was leaving you whether he had shown up or not.
1. "He's such an asshole when he drinks!"
2. "Bob's always such an asshole!"
3. "I treated her like a QUEEN and she leaves me for that asshole!"
2. "Bob's always such an asshole!"
3. "I treated her like a QUEEN and she leaves me for that asshole!"
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Referring to the camera used in sporting events to showcase (usually zoomed in for added assholeness) the athlete who caused the foul or penalty which halted play, and most likely screwed his team or him/ herself. See butterfingers.
Usually followed by Asshole Slo-Mo.
Referring to the camera used in sporting events to showcase (usually zoomed in for added assholeness) the athlete who caused the foul or penalty which halted play, and most likely screwed his team or him/ herself. See butterfingers.
Usually followed by Asshole Slo-Mo.
FOOTBALL GAME
*Whistle blows, play ends.*
Announcer: "Looks like there's a yellow flag on the field. Yep, #21, Paris Patricks, has a pass interference. That's a ten yard penalty, and third down."
Camera: Cut to Asshole Cam (closeup of Paris). (Could be showing anger, disappointment, or indifference.)
Announcer: "Let's see that play again!"
Camera: Cut to Asshole Slo-Mo.
*Whistle blows, play ends.*
Announcer: "Looks like there's a yellow flag on the field. Yep, #21, Paris Patricks, has a pass interference. That's a ten yard penalty, and third down."
Camera: Cut to Asshole Cam (closeup of Paris). (Could be showing anger, disappointment, or indifference.)
Announcer: "Let's see that play again!"
Camera: Cut to Asshole Slo-Mo.
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