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IM ASCENDING

something was so fucking funny, you ascended.
"HLERP IM ASCENDINGG"
by salfishers#1autisticfan July 24, 2023
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Superior Sapien Ascended Human Of Earth

Superior to the Humans and Ascended beyond Humanity - Mr.T
That man is the Superior Sapien Ascended Human of Earth
by Mr - T November 3, 2023
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ark survival ascended

A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation
Bro: "Yo bro wanna play ark survival ascended"
Me: "nah survival evolved on top"
by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024
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Knives of Ascendance

Knives of Ascendance (KA) is an online anti-degenerate clan opposing the 4th brigade, based in Discord. It nukes and raids discord servers. It's led by Victor and Fear II.
Knives of Ascendance nuked my server again!!
by Zenithsky December 21, 2024
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ascensiati

The social class of people who sincerely strive for transitional while continuous improvement of the quality of both the social & societal status quo.
Person #A: "Where can I sign up for that club of fellows who dare to compete with globalist elites?”

Person #B: "You mean those foolish braggers who have the presumption to declare the mighty illuminati to be nothing more than a bunch of amateurs or even 'easy prey' for spiritual activists?"

Person #A: "Yeah, those dudes who persistently refuse to back down for the 'New World Order'?"

Person #B: "Nowhere, you ignorant piece of hopelessness! Listen carefully, I will explain it only once: there ain't no association called 'The Ascensiati' nor any kind of other organization you can become member of! The term 'ascensiati' is just only a informally defined term which can easily be abused by inexperienced men within the dating scene to try to impress the other sex; while off course those guys get what they deserve: instant rejection. But to be serious again: if you set course for humanity towards (proverbial) Heaven then you are automatically included in that indeed ambitious, but pseudo-scientific-sounding, subset of wannabe-intellectuals."
by EndgamePuncher November 5, 2017
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asscend

When one is so obsessed with the topic of ascension that they just end up looking and acting like a complete ass, usually by bragging about it, denying their inflated ego ignoring that their “spiritual journey” is nothing more than a mask used to cover up their quest to appear and feel like they’re above everyone, and other obnoxious behaviors. They regurgitate popular spiritual phrases like “love and light” and “namaste”, and post obnoxious memes in order to both validate and cover up their narcissistic douchebag behaviors.
“NewAgers don’t ascend, they asscend.”

“Ever since Becky got into spiritualism she’s been such a bitch. She’s asscended, alright.”

Hopefully they snap out of it before the asscendsion takes over for good!”

“You’re assending and it’s scaring me!!”
by TreeSquidMcGee August 11, 2019
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Ascension

The act of laying on concrete and getting a massive boner, Then proceeding to chase people spinning like a beyblade.
Last night I had an ascension, but got kicked out of the elementary school soon after I started.
by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020
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