amazon lung

Amazon lung is suffered by Amazon warehouse employees who inhale cardboard dust floating freely throughout company fulfillment centers. Some of the most common symptoms include shortness of breath, decreased exercise tolerance, chronic cough, coughing up phlegm and inability to breathe lying flat.

My doctor ordered me to take a medical leave of absence from the warehouse due to Amazon Lung.

by HyperShred July 15, 2019

Amazon Buddies

(noun) The opposite of Eskimo Brothers. Two guys who have been rejected by the same girl. This has no correlation to the popular online shopping website.

"Dude, Stacy rejected you too? Guess that makes us Amazon Buddies

by SluttySara January 16, 2016

Amazon echo

1) A mediocre speaker with a POS smart assistant that absolutely sucks at responding to your commands. Very often misinterprets everything you say even when speaking in a normal voice, let alone when speaking quietly.

2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.

1) "Alexa, turn on the bedroom light"
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"

"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"

2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 15, 2021

Amazon Flip

When you take Morning Glory seeds, Dextromethorphan (DXM) cough suppressant, and nutmeg all bought from amazon.com

"Hey Joe, wanna use $30 and do an amazon flip this weekend?"
"The fuck is wrong with you Jimmy"

by YouCantKillaGod February 10, 2022

Amazon Rainforest

It's when your genitals become so hot in your pants that you start sweating. It is usually when you have pubes

Jim: It's hot out here.
Todd: Yeah I think I'm about to have an Amazon Rainforest.

by delgiss July 7, 2018

Mt. Amazon

The pile of umber boxes that grows inexorably from the floor during the month of December and then faithfully erupts forth on the 24th with a pyroclastic flow of merchandise and bubble wrap.

I'm afraid to go into the bedroom, Mt. Amazon is growing so large and precarious.

by Tethernaut November 27, 2014

Amazon Grenade

When an illegally installed president tells a lie and tanks a company's stock price.

Donald Trump launched a lie-filled Amazon Grenade that caused the company to lose market share and stock value overnight.

by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2018