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Alonso High School

AKA Flop Nation one of the dookie schools in the nation who once printed a shirt about beating a school then proceeded to lose the game.
by Coach Key October 5, 2022
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Alfonso

Alfonso is a dude with a big nose. He is often confused for a Jewish person, but he looks more like an Arab guy. He will unleash his inner demons if provoked.
Yo I think Alfonso is gonna unleash his inner demons. He is going to rape you!
by RicardoLover October 16, 2022
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Alfonso

An italian name for a man who is the master of making spaghetti
Alfonso: I'm-a the best-a pastamaker in-a town-a
by Thesayingsman665 September 6, 2023
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Alfonso

Alfonso is big hearted person who will always be there for you.loves his family and friends and be such a gentlemen .He loves one girl and you will feel safe in his hands.
Jasmine:"I am sorry for your loss."
Her:" It's okay Alfonso is here."
by Flokosk1ng November 21, 2023
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Alonso

A short form of saying Fernando Alonso. (the best F1 driver of all time)
"oh yeah Alonso is the GOAT of F1, undisputably"
by Cardigaso June 15, 2024
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Alfonsoblankshot

When you're you expect a Pp gun to shoot a pellet but nothing comes out
Rodrigo: Why is it Alfonsoblankshot and not working.

Milo: It ain't working like the bumfartwillycum
by Nuksoocow November 27, 2024
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Alonso

Alonso is the most handsome guy ever, but not only on the outside. He is also the most comprehensive and empathetic person you will ever meet. He is the bestest friend you’ll ever have and he won’t doubt to help when you need it. He’s loyal but only a true friend for those who deserve it.

He’s very indecisive but has a taste in music that’s perfect. He is also a hopeless romantic who wants love straight out of a book.

Pt: He’s probably blonde and gay
Sme: Alonso is the best! He told me: “dywmtcoasydtycimm”
by ATWTMVTVFTVRALPS December 10, 2024
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