A modern DJ who cannot let any song play for more than 2 minutes, making it impossible for people to enjoy the songs as they should be.
"Went to my mates 30th birthday party, but we couldnt enjoy the music as the DJ kept chopping and changing all the time and didnt let the songs play. A typical ADHDJ
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Because I am not a DR or anything, the signs are based on my experiences:
Oh, and if you related to a lot of the signs, you have ADHD.
1. Gets distracted easily
2. Interrupts ppl a lot
3. Gets bored easily when doing things you don't like
4. HATES loud noises
5. Has hygiene issues
6. Forgets things easily, but has a good memory overall
7. Looks up random facts online for hours instead of doing actual important tasks
8. Feels the need to look up ADHD on Urban dictionary
9. Relates to lots of ADHD celebs/ppl
10. is on the ASD spectrum (most of the time ppl have both)
11. is fidgeting with something right now
12. forgot to make lunch/breakfast/dinner but is currently snacking on something
13. is supposed to be working on chores/homework right now but is instead serving Urban Dictionary
14. is using the internet while also attempting to get ready in the morning
15. Is supposed to be doing something else right now
Because I am not a DR or anything, the signs are based on my experiences:
Oh, and if you related to a lot of the signs, you have ADHD.
1. Gets distracted easily
2. Interrupts ppl a lot
3. Gets bored easily when doing things you don't like
4. HATES loud noises
5. Has hygiene issues
6. Forgets things easily, but has a good memory overall
7. Looks up random facts online for hours instead of doing actual important tasks
8. Feels the need to look up ADHD on Urban dictionary
9. Relates to lots of ADHD celebs/ppl
10. is on the ASD spectrum (most of the time ppl have both)
11. is fidgeting with something right now
12. forgot to make lunch/breakfast/dinner but is currently snacking on something
13. is supposed to be working on chores/homework right now but is instead serving Urban Dictionary
14. is using the internet while also attempting to get ready in the morning
15. Is supposed to be doing something else right now
Person 1: So I might have ADHD.
Person 2: What makes you think that?
Person 1 playing with a Rubik's cube: Huh? I was distracted. Can you repeat what you said?
Person 2: I asked you why you think you have ADHD.
Person 1: I really don't know, but check out this cool article on the history of orange juice!
Person 3: THAT IS LITERALLY ADHD.
Person 1: I'll see you later! I wanna go do some more research on Orange juice so I can learn more.
Person 3: HOW TF DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT THIS PERSON HAS ADHD?
Person 2: She is a girl. Girls don't have ADHD.
Person 3: Kills person 2 with a knife for being sexist.
Person 1 about to enter the library: So why was I heading to the Library again?
Person 3 shouting from a distance: Didn't you wanna learn more about orange juice?
Person 1: Nah. That's too boring. I'ma just go play videogames.
Person 2: What makes you think that?
Person 1 playing with a Rubik's cube: Huh? I was distracted. Can you repeat what you said?
Person 2: I asked you why you think you have ADHD.
Person 1: I really don't know, but check out this cool article on the history of orange juice!
Person 3: THAT IS LITERALLY ADHD.
Person 1: I'll see you later! I wanna go do some more research on Orange juice so I can learn more.
Person 3: HOW TF DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT THIS PERSON HAS ADHD?
Person 2: She is a girl. Girls don't have ADHD.
Person 3: Kills person 2 with a knife for being sexist.
Person 1 about to enter the library: So why was I heading to the Library again?
Person 3 shouting from a distance: Didn't you wanna learn more about orange juice?
Person 1: Nah. That's too boring. I'ma just go play videogames.
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• ADHD, aka Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
ADHD stands for attention dificit hyperactive disorder it's where some people can be really hyper and can't control themselves it it's bad my brother has it but he only has mild ADHD, they always fidget and can't stop moving well not neccaserly .
Mum: john you have ADHD
John: what's that mum
Mum: it stands for attention dificit hyperactive disorder
John: what's that mum
Mum: it stands for attention dificit hyperactive disorder
by ZG_7 March 23, 2017
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by Ilovefettywapandmonty January 21, 2018
Get the ADHD mug.When your brain thinks faster then you speak so you take a breath when your done talking you repeat the last syllable of a sentence usually triggers more often with people with ADHD
Man 1: so i mean like she decided my best friend was funnier then me so she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 2: woah woah sorry for you but you just ADHD Stuttered
Man 1: what do you mean
Man 2: you repeated the last syllable you said she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 1: oh sorry
Man 2: now lets go get drinks its on me
Man 2: woah woah sorry for you but you just ADHD Stuttered
Man 1: what do you mean
Man 2: you repeated the last syllable you said she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 1: oh sorry
Man 2: now lets go get drinks its on me
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