1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.
2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.
Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.
Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
1)
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".
2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".
2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
by alveraan July 27, 2018
when considering something a "trainwreck" just doesnt fit the act. Ridiculous, yet on a much smaller scale.
by Fajack March 13, 2009
an unscrupulous lawyer who instigates accident victims to file cases so that s/he can get business from them.
by uttam maharjan April 06, 2010
a Jawbreaker song. In my opinion one of their best songs and definitely one of their darkest. The type of song that can reduce anyone to tears.
by Stefaaan August 02, 2007
when someone mispronounces a single word or transposes letters/sounds within a statement, it is known as the flute accident.
orign: A buddy was telling a story on "fluke" accidents, but instead said "flute" accidents. Thus, "Flute Accident/Accidents" was born.
orign: A buddy was telling a story on "fluke" accidents, but instead said "flute" accidents. Thus, "Flute Accident/Accidents" was born.
Guy 1: So I was just about to go to the bathroom and pay with my plenis and...
Friend 1/Friend 2: FLUTE ACCIDENT!!!
Friend 1/Friend 2: FLUTE ACCIDENT!!!
by Peasantry Paupers June 18, 2010
by Dkdjdkxjfkekrfkckt March 13, 2017
A mechanism for claiming a cryptocurrency loss. It was originally a joke made by gun enthusiasts who "sadly lost all of their guns in a tragic boating accident", but has been repurposed by Bitcoiners. It is often used in other contexts - for anything you don’t want the government to know you have.
I would normally have to pay taxes, but "I lost my Bitcoin in a boating accident", so I'm declaring a loss instead.
by simulx January 23, 2023