Potato

A lazy bum with no purpose in life.

Last week I was a complete potato. I should do more with my life.

by BedatSavage January 22, 2017

Potato

Yummy thingy that can be buttered and turned into all stuff

Guy 1: I eat potato
Guy 2: OMG dies of jealousy

by 1000Bucks November 24, 2020

Potato

You stick it up your ass along with all the butter in your house

“Get in my ass potato and butter”

by Ishivepotatosupmyass February 4, 2020

potato

potatoes are good
french fries

potatoes are wonderful !

by BarryAllenIsNotAGoldfish August 3, 2020

Potato

A lazy fuck

(Juan) Hey dude, wanna go to the skate park?

(Gareth) Nah I gonna just sit here and watch Judge Judy.

(Juan) you fucking potato!

by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

Potato

A person who is a spud. They have power and are well known, are able to get their thoughts and words to the masses. But what they say isn’t very intelligent or interesting.

There goes Eric Trump on Twitter again. He is such a potato. He kind of even looks like one.

by Fry Farmer May 24, 2019

Potato

A non-furry dog

My potato is great

by ArchieSouppppp January 25, 2021