Randy Solem: You aren't getting married, you're going out with someone. So shut up about stuff that you don't know what you're talking about, you little douche.
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!
by Link June 25, 2004
Get the douche mug.The act of a female having a personal and/or physical relationship with a douche (male). This typically refers a female becoming flirtatious or "hooking up" with a male douche/douchebag.
(see: douchebag)
(see: douchebag)
"I saw Jess douching last night at the club."
"Come'on stop douching and find a real man."
"Are you douching again??"
"Come'on stop douching and find a real man."
"Are you douching again??"
by Majisafi August 24, 2011
Get the douching mug.An adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you've got to be shitting does not suffice.
As Pete was playing Madden he screamed "You've got to be douching me" when his QB fumbled for the third time in a row.
by Mike December 15, 2003
Get the Douching mug.by D-Gringo August 22, 2006
Get the Douche mug.1. A device used to cleanse one's dirty vagina.
2. A complete brainless moron that does nothing but kill other human beings by wasting oxygen.
3. Jeremy Rienbolt, Marina’s High School’s Band Director. The one guy who does nothing but screw everyone over.
2. A complete brainless moron that does nothing but kill other human beings by wasting oxygen.
3. Jeremy Rienbolt, Marina’s High School’s Band Director. The one guy who does nothing but screw everyone over.
1. The only action Jeremy is ever able to view, besides in his car, (& his mother), is watching female, or male, nude sluts that need to use a douche to clean out their vaginas.
3. Krissy asked Jeremy why he was such a douche.
2. Lucy asked Mr. Rein-douche if she could go to skip the band competition to take her SATS. Mr. Rein-douche replies, "Where can I contact these SATS people?"
3. Krissy asked Jeremy why he was such a douche.
2. Lucy asked Mr. Rein-douche if she could go to skip the band competition to take her SATS. Mr. Rein-douche replies, "Where can I contact these SATS people?"
by TONESTER December 28, 2005
Get the douche mug.An individual that unknowingly is socially acquitted of all terms relating to being "cool". They exhibit all rational forms of being a socialite, and forfeit all rights to friendship due to their lack of common knowledge and/or educational integrity.
Todd is a douche, and he failed in getting Sarah to go on a date with him due to his own misfortune.
by Doug Brooks May 5, 2006
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2 a really annoying lame person that gets on your nerves. usually one of your enemies or occasionally your friends. most douches are boys and girls. some resembling to a shman. :
2 a really annoying lame person that gets on your nerves. usually one of your enemies or occasionally your friends. most douches are boys and girls. some resembling to a shman. :
by xxbrittany!!xx December 9, 2008
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