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Pounded her like a piece of schnitzel

To copulate vigorously, so as to cause a slapping sound similar to the sound heard when tenderizing a veal cutlet on a board.
Garage Dweller1: Did you notice that Honey was walking funny yesterday?

Garage Dweller2: That's because her boyfriend pounded her like a piece of schnitzel.
by Garage Dweller1 September 30, 2009
mugGet the Pounded her like a piece of schnitzelmug.

schnitzel cock

Schnitzel Cock is a phrase shared amongst bros. The phrase can mean a variety of different things but traditional means to crush it, to not take shit from anyone and to not take advice from anyone that makes less money than you.
Wake up and schnitzel cock it today bros.
by anonymous January 28, 2025
mugGet the schnitzel cockmug.

Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen
"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*
by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017
mugGet the Schnitzel Shankmug.

Schnitzel Wurst

The act of interrupting the intercourse, which takes place in a sandy area (I.e beach, playground etc), in order to coat the genitals of the male in sand and then continue the coitus.
George 22

"I like long walks on the beach after giving the good ol' schnitzel wurst"
by The good listener July 27, 2019
mugGet the Schnitzel Wurstmug.

Green Schnitzel

Using a cooked sausage as a cannabis pipe.
Bro 1- This family BBQ is cool.

Bro 2- Yeah man, I just toked up a green schnitzel.
by Kuruptos December 24, 2014
mugGet the Green Schnitzelmug.

nonshit schnitzeled

To be denied, or robbed, of your ultimate expectation.
Jenny, I thought our date night at binkies would serve us oktoberfest jaeger schnitzel, but instead we had a salad and all you did was kiss me. You nonshit schnitzeled me.
by el capitano! October 4, 2018
mugGet the nonshit schnitzeledmug.

Dirty Schnitzel

The German version of a Dirty Sanchez, whereby the giver makes a singular vertical swipe down the booger trough of the victim. The victim must give the Heil Hitler salute after receiving the dirty deed.
Vicki used her Big Icky strap-on last night on Scott then gave him the Dirty Schnitzel. For being a Nazi he sure is a bitch.
by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024
mugGet the Dirty Schnitzelmug.

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