Dad

Someone who would leave to go get milk but has been gone for 27 years

My dad kills kids.

by Axo6969hm September 22, 2019

dad

ERROR 304 MILK NOT FOUND

ERROR DAD WONT COME BACK FROM STORE

by ɥnɹq September 28, 2020

Dad

Something that comes but won’t come back he will go to the milk store

Dad left 15 years ago

by I’m Jesus god December 30, 2019

Dad

A Son's First Hero.

A Daughters First Love.

Son: Dad I Want To Work Where You Work One Day.

Daughter: Thanks Dad I Love You.

by Jack Marino June 16, 2013

Dadness

Act of being a dad. One who has a child and is forever trapped in life.

"Bill, get the fuck out of here with that dadness"

by TheEthanBro November 3, 2016

dad

A legend.

Dad is a legend.

by Dad 5 December 22, 2017

Dad

A daughter's first love and a sons first hero

Don't you just love dad

by Bill Nye the non science guy August 14, 2016