2012 goatee 

growing out your goatee (or other facial hair) until 2012. Whether for fun, style, laziness, or just 2012-ing it.

Ex 1:
You: When are you going to trim or shave off your goatee? It's getting long!..
Me: This is my 2012 goatee, im not trimming or shaving it off until after 2012...if there is a day after...

Ex 2:

Thinking: I really don't feel like getting rid of my goatee, then my chin would feel naked. I know what I'll do...I grow this thing out til.......2012.....yeah!....that'll work. I'll call it my 2012 beard...Im sure by 2012 I feel like getting rid of it.........but what if there isn't a day after???

2012 goatee by vicehpm January 14, 2010

2012 Baby

A baby born to parents 9 months after the end of the world in 2012. The parents were most likely drinking and made an excuse to why birth control methods were not needed. The excuse was the 'End of the World Excuse.' Like the baby boomers but larger and more babies. (Also See: 2012 Party)

i. I'm a 2012 Baby cuz my parents were fucking idiots. They thought the world was really going to end.

ii. OMG everybody knows your a 2012 Baby if your birthday is in September of 2012.

2012 Baby by kbates55 May 10, 2009

2012 sex 

an excuse that one uses to try and get sex out of people, for the simple reason that the world will end.

Jack: JILL!! LETS GO!! 2012 sex! come on!
Jill: Fine, but only because the world's going to end.

2012 sex by Lightly Frosted Potato January 17, 2010

2012 BCS National Championship Game 

Two inept teams (1 LSU vs 2 Alabama) playing each other for an arbitrary glass football awarded by a profit-driven corporation that virtually every sports fan despises.

The 2012 BCS National Championship Game sucked.

2012 BCS National Championship Game by Rayshaun Mathison January 10, 2012

2012 girls 

Girls who fuck every guy they see and is trying to make herself as happy as possible regardless of relationship status because she thinks the world will actually end in 2012.

Yo bro, your girlfriend is definitely a 2012 girl. If I were you, I'd watch her.

2012 girls are the perfect thing for single, STD loving guys. They float by as often as Japanese women.

2012 girls by CrackPotPotter May 6, 2011

2012 sex 

everyone will have sex on this day (12-21-12) because the end of the world is supposed to happen. then the next day everyone will be like "well i guess i'm still alive so the world isn't going to end" so they just fuck again for the hell of it.

alyssa and cole had 2012 sex on the supposed last day of the world, but when it didn't end they banged some more.

2012 sex by thebosss January 14, 2010

2012 chevy impala 

The car that will always have a huge human shit next to it. If you add black emblems it makes the car 10% faster. If you own a 2012 Chevy impala and find a shit next to it, it’s actually a sign your gay.

AJ: clean the shit next to my 2012 Chevy impala or I’m telling my parents because that’s what 18 year old do

2012 chevy impala by 2012 Chevy Impala October 20, 2020