Old people

Nature's training simulator for the zombie apocalypse.

Old people are non-lethal, but slow and will attack in large numbers. Just like zombies.

by SpitShine Tommy December 25, 2011

The Old In-out

Term used by young Alex in Stanley Kubric's 1970's film "A Clockwork Orange" for engaging in the act of sexual intercourse or rape.

- We were getting ready to perform a little The Old In-out on some young girl when she grabbed a knife and cut off my scrotum.

by Cballzandhoney April 11, 2008

old fashion

A Handjob

My girl was out of town so i had to give myself an old fashion.

by dave578 November 21, 2010

old meme

An internet joke that has been run into the ground so many times that it loses it's comic value.

There are WAY too many old memes on Encyclopedia dramatica :P

by queen_azure March 19, 2008

olde english

the perfect drink for unemployed canadians like me. 8% alcohol(CAN) 7.5(USA). after this, beers taste like spring water

i busted that olde english bottle over that fat chicks neck!

by brodizzle January 6, 2004

old mate

n. Australian colloquialism. A replacement term for a person's name within a sentence. Usage stems from the idea that a person need not be named during a statement or anecdote, but that his or her identity can be deduced by the context of the message.

Sometimes the identity of old mate may not be discernable from the message's context. Quite often in such instances the identity is immaterial to the underlying message.

Person one: "I had sex with old mate. Again."
Person two: "You have to stop fucking her, seriously."

or

Person one: "Old mate dropped by and we watched the cricket for a bit."
Person two: "McGrath had a shocker, hey...."

by SITS Industries CEO September 21, 2005

terminally old

A playful (and factual) way of suggesting someone/something is old and not getting any younger.

"Not Young? She's terminally old!"

by Matthew1471 April 10, 2009