Swiftie Hex

The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.
Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.
by RandomGuy444 May 14, 2024
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Swiftie

A swiftie is someone who loves taylor swift. They are often preppy and always follows the mainstream trends. there is nothing wrong with just liking her music. But it starts to get bad when you drag others down because they dont like her or other problems
Example one:
"are you a swiftie?"
"um not really.."
"OMG HOW DARE YOU SHE IS THE QUEEN AND SHE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU YOU ARE JUST A MISOGYNSTIC PERSON WHO IS MAD SHE I SBETTER AND MORE SUCESSFUL OF YOU! YOU DO NOT WANNA MESS WITH US SWIFTIES!11"
Example 2:
"are you a swiftie?"
"no not really"
"thats ok"
by Silly_C4M3R4_SHY June 2, 2024
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swifty

a cool guy likes fish or whity cool and epic should be in the world reccords for the biggest nerd
by wdog dog June 7, 2016
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Swiftie

A swiftie is someone who loves Taylor Swift, they know more about Taylor than Taylor does, they are the first to find everything out about her, they will kill anyone who talks bad about her, they force everyone to become a Taylor Swift fan, they are people who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life, and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and marry her and be her and tell her how much she has changed her life and how she needs to adopt them.
You are such a Swiftie!
by taylorrr swiftttt 111333333 April 17, 2023
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Swiftie

What Taylor Swift fans call their fandom
In a huge swiftie!
by Swiftie 22 November 2, 2023
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Swifty

Adjective describing something that is both swell and nifty
Joe: yo dude did you hear? Class is cancelled!
Jack: man that's really swifty!
by satan641 April 25, 2017
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Swiftie

A group of diehard fans of Taylor Swift that would hunt someone's entire family down if you say her mid music is bad
Person 1: I just got doxed
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I said Taylor Swift isn't the greatest artist of all time and a Swiftie saw it
by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024
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