unit on me

My fit bearded guy on me

He is too hot he can unit on me and in me

by pusssss February 16, 2024

Pick Me

A "Pick Me" Girl is a slang term used to describe girls who desperately try to seem like they're different or "not like other girls" in order to attract male attention. "Pick me" girls are often portrayed as females who bend over backward for men to fit in as "one of the boys" by any means necessary, including supporting traditional female gender roles like cooking and cleaning for their partners or putting down other women. They often remove themselves from coffee review posts as a tag. They also usually have a massive sook when they get named pick me. Such that they would stop talking to you. They are often jealous of what matt and are have.

Ohh look at that photo such a pick me thing to do. Reminds me of what that Sarah Mccartney girl always posts.

Look she wants attention... such a Sarah thing to do.

by Marvilscious February 3, 2022

you’re pulling me

Short for “you’re pulling my leg,” meaning that you think someone is joking with or lying to you.

Friend: *tells outlandish story*

You: you’re pulling me!

by Average_Archetype December 24, 2023

ts shit pmo me off

when this shit pisses you off but with more volume, can be described as the following; Thocky, Creamy, Thwocky etc.

Why would he take my one of a kind autograph glow in the dark snorkel, ts shit pmo me off.

by 7zipLunch February 9, 2025

Break me off

Sex that's so passionate, the man's penis gets broken in the offing.

She came so hard, she broke him off. And though he didn't show it, he was proud. But later when he went home, he showed he was hurting and he went to see a doctor. But he added that notch to his belt. Prior to the whole experience, the two had playful conversation, and he, feeling she may think him too arrogant, tried to play off what he was saying, by saying it in a by the way type manner, as he said girl you gunna break me off tonight. He apparently was successful because she laughed.

by Archieb September 13, 2023

Fuck me

Fuck me is a term used when you either
1. get angry at something or
2. want to be fucked so hard that you would say this in public

SLUT

Tom smashes controller on accedent "FUCK ME"
or when a whore is horny "FUCK ME~"

by someguythatlikesstuff January 25, 2024

Pick-me girl

Terminal cancer.
Wants all the boys, even the gay ones (me)
All of her relationships (likely senior freshman) looks creepy

Pick-me girl; HES MINE! YOU CANT TALK TO YOUR “friend” BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL THINK IM WITH YOU GUYS AND ITLL RUIN MY REPUTATION
Gay primary subject that said pick-me girl is simping over; We’re a gay polyamorous relationship of 22 men.
Pick-me girl; DONT LIE MY POOKIE BEAR!
Gay secondary subject, said “friend” of gay primary subject; I have never seen you in my life!
Pick-me girl; *continues to say multiple slurs*
Gay tertiary subject, unimportant to current situation; Twenty-twosom-

by fortcraft moment January 30, 2025