STRAIGHT BALL

Pull your pants down and navigate to the right ball.

the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.

Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021

Dodge ball

A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.

They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.

This game, popularised by Uncyclopedia, is no fun at all. Those Dodge balls really hurt!

by bitchuck May 25, 2025

Scare Ball

The other term for the Sun. The Scare Ball makes everything irritatingly hot, stirs up the cray with living creatures and critter humans, causes more turbulent air which shakes everyone’s snacks around on aeroplanes, does nothing good for migraines, and has freaked out past generations when it goes all eclipse-y.

The Scare Ball is hella bright today, and it’s making the local methheads even more animated. We should avoid interaction with the Scare Ball and stay inside with the blinds closed, like the higher powers intended when they created scientists who figured out window coverings.

by NurseDiesel May 10, 2025

Tripping balls

(v.) Acting bizarre. Occasionally spelled as "trippin balls".

Person 1: "Yo, Blake got so high last night that he shat in his gaming chair!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was tripping balls!"

by margie.was.hereee July 25, 2023

Bowling balls

Shoving your thumb in some ones ass and tickling there balls at the same time

I will bowling balls you

by Ballsman-123 January 16, 2023

beber balls

The better way to pronounce Tim Biebe's

Can I get some fucking beber balls?

by S.aap December 7, 2021

no balls

scared to do something someone dared you to do/ being a fucking pussy. or, someone dared you to do something and thinking you wont do it they reply, "no balls"

"i dare you to talk to emma, no balls"

or

"you litterally have no balls bc u wont do my dare fucking ni-"

by i love men big daddy fuck me August 30, 2023