dead man's float

Having intercourse where doggy is attemped, but failed, but not necsessarily a complete fail. This is whereupon the female on lying belly down with her arms and legs in star poistion and the male is giving to her from behind.

"Joe tried doggy, but I was tired. At least I gave him dead man's float. I took a nap."

by Nora69duuude February 18, 2009

Man of my Dreams

To all the 12-year old little shits who write about boys the love, fucking stop it.

I'm not sorry to tell you this, but you sound so pretentious and stupid, especially with all the other thousand definitions for whatshisface that say the Exact.
Same.
Fucking.
Thing.
The fact that you think that writing a desciption for your puppy-love fuckwit on U R B A N D I C T I O N A R Y of all places on the internet is borderline insane.
Before writing a "definition" for Josh/Harry/Doug/Who ever the fuck this kid is,

Don't.

(Insert Name Here)

Man of my Dreams, he's (insert every single positice adjetive here.)

by Venessa Bloome December 28, 2016

One Pump Man

When you and your significant other are havin hot sex but you finish too early.

Man: Ugh uhnn

Woman: Did you already finish? Ugh you're definitely a one pump man

by ThisHobgoblin August 10, 2016

Man city supporter

Man city isn't a football team as some mistake it as it is an oil rig digging in Saudi Arabia and the word history doesn't apply to this oil rig

Man city supporter means you wanna lick sterling's gun tattoo

by Tripletrouble69 April 13, 2021

Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

oh man holy shit

A way of exclaiming something or simply being surprised by someone's bravery, usually used by the youngest of a friendship group.

Jin: /eats something incredibly spicy
Jungkook: Oh man holy shit!
Everyone else: DON'T SWEAR CHILD

by yoongis trashcan January 1, 2016

Tight Little Man Pussy

a mans tight butthole

You Got A Tight little Man Pussy on Yah Don't Ya

by Ethans Fetish May 17, 2020