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1000 yarder

Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.
Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?

John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up

(5 min or 500 yards later)

John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there

Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now
by aces-up111 July 9, 2010
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Log Yard

N. - Patch of skin located above the Penis where pubic hair grows.
I got a hot date tonight so I shaved the Log Yard.
by Monksbitch March 12, 2011
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Muddar yard

Teacher: Bob, take your hat off.
Bob: Why?
teacher: cause i said so.
Bob: what a "Muddar yard"
by mitochondriamonster December 8, 2012
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50 yard line

The 50 yard line defines the haircut of an aging man of color going bald, to hide the male pattern baldness one shaves the hair off the front half of the head, as the halfway point of a football field is the "50 yard line" see Sherman Hemsley.
That guy got the 50 yard line!
by kyirol February 8, 2014
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redneck yardsale

A large mass of whitetrash items ( fake flamingos, stained chairs, etc.) that aren't actually for sale.
I thought I saw a couch I could buy, but it was just a redneck yardsale.
by QT swaggy April 23, 2014
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Going Yard

Bringing a tent and just sleeping outside
We went to a festival and Thom was just going yard the whole time
by MrSvengali September 7, 2015
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spray yard

When one uses the shower head to masturbate in the shower.
"Yo shelisa, I had a blast using the spray yard last night."
by Shelissa August 30, 2016
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